Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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