he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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