I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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