let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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