i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
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the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
found the other keg... it's in the tree
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me