we're blogging at a bar
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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