I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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