if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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