with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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