@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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