third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
this is an emotional support booty call
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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