We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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