normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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