ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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