So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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