And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Randomize
