Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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