If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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