Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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