Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Let's get the cat blown out
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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