Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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