so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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