your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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