I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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