Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
kristin has been a bad kristin
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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