Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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