So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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