we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
my poor anus
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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