So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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