So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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