don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I need a burrito and a hug.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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