I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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