Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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Oh Jesus.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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