Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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