I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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