honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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