i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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