There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize