u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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