You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Did I show you my penis last night?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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