Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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