Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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