Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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