did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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