I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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