Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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