I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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