these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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