So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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