At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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