hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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