South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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