Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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