He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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