I just made out with a guy for $7.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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